So for you overworked people out there I have a little extra time on my hands right now..

IQ Quizzicle

Which number is the odd one out?

3628, 2426, 4146, 1448

Drink of the week

"Pancho Villa"
2oz.   Bacardi Rum
1oz.   Gin
1oz.   Apricot Brandy
1tbsp. Cherry Brandy
1tbsp. Pineapple Juice

Directions: Combine all the ingredients in a shaker filled with ice.  Shake well, strain into a Martini Glass.

Nation's Nipples Severely Under-Clamped, U.S. Bureau Of Masochism Reports -- Source: The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_nipples_severely_under

WASHINGTON—A new study released this week by the U.S. Bureau of Masochism has concluded that American nipples are critically under-clamped, bolstering long-held suspicions that the nation is rapidly losing interest in the thin, delectable line between pleasure and pain.

According to the study, which surveyed a wide swath of citizens who have been very, very bad, 78 percent of all U.S. nipples are not being pinched, tweaked, or otherwise constricted in a severe enough manner. In addition, the study found that nearly 90 percent of all Americans are not currently down on their hands and knees, begging for more.

"The vast majority of U.S. citizens are just not receiving the physical punishment they deserve," said Masochism Bureau director Geoff Knowlton, who was permitted by his mistress, Alexandria, to meet with reporters despite being unfit for anything but groveling at her boot heels. "Unless something is done—whether with a riding crop, a stiff wooden paddle, or a series of humiliating commands to bark like a dog—this problem will only get worse."

Read the rest of the article on The Onlion - http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_nipples_severely_under